the musical of the century
CAN SOMEONE ON THE MATH SIDE OF TUMBLR SOLVE THIS FOR ME
a collection of songs by women who are having none of your shit
those nerds in high school who run like this
in my middle school there was a boy who wanted to be called Sasuke Uchiha and he wore a Sasuke cosplay to school everyday and one day he did this run down the stairs and broke his arm and apparently he told the principle it was the ‘Naruto run’ and then we were all banned from wearing Naruto headbands and doing this run and Naruto was put down as gang activity at our school
how do i get someone to buy me a chipotle burrito (this is for science)
you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark
they put a bee in a human hospital bed
"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."
"What about that one?"
"Oh that’s a Bee’s"
my thoughts are stars i can’t fathom into constellations
my smile lights up the world, i’m flyin’ higher
why doesnt mcdonalds deliver
I TAKE THAT BACK THE MADISON SQUARE MCDONALDS DELIVERS GOD IS REAL